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Marianka Swain

London TheatreFreelancer

Also writes for: The Telegraph, The Arts Desk, BroadwayWorld

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86

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Rent

London Theatre · Oct 8, 2026

91

“RENT is a soul-stirring act of creation, and so too is this exhilarating revival.”

The Standard Of Living

“This major West End premiere presents the life of John Maynard Keynes to audiences in a captivating night of theatre, bringing one of the 20th century’s most influential thought leaders to the stage.”

Jesus Christ Superstar

“Tim Sheader’s rock-tastic production was first seen at Regent’s Air in 2016, and it makes a pulse-racing, soul-stirring, triumphant return.”

Pride
Pride

London Theatre · Jun 26, 2026

88

“This wonderful new British musical does them justice.”

Sinatra The Musical

“Sinatra: The Musical is a turbulent experience, boasting more than 20 Sinatra hits and sleek, glossy staging, but is let down by poor writing that never quite gets under the legendary artist’s skin.”

Avenue Q
Avenue Q

The Telegraph · Apr 17, 2026

82

“The coming-of-age storyline is just as raucous as it is heart-warming and relatable.”

Les Liaisons Dangereuses

“Beneath the play’s Wildean bon mots, champagne and glamour, there lurks a dark heart and all-consuming destructive devastation.”

Oh, Mary!
Oh, Mary!

London Theatre · Dec 20, 2025

89

“That really sums up this entertaining romp: it’s a wildly unlikely sensation.”

Paddington The Musical

“Paddington is pure theatre magic...It invites a live audience in to become part of the story...I tip my hat to Paddington: the small bear is a big hit.”

Bacchae
Bacchae

London Theatre · Sep 25, 2025

82

“It’s a hell of a mic drop, and I for one can’t wait to see what else Rubasingham has in store.”

Born With Teeth

“This is an accessible romp that honours Shakespeare’s populist spirit, jubilantly reclaims queer history, and explores a literary mystery that continues to fascinate.”

Inter Alia
Inter Alia

London Theatre · Jul 24, 2025

82

“This is a show that continues a vital conversation, and does so with empathy, care and burning conviction.”

Evita
Evita

London Theatre · Jul 1, 2025

94

“This darkly brilliant Evita is bursting with star quality.”

Here We Are
82

“Are opened Off Broadway in 2023 and now makes its UK debut at the National, a witty, dreamlike, insightful, sometimes maddening, ultimately moving tribute to the man who left an indelible mark on musical theatre.”

Much Ado About Nothing

“Long-time friends Hiddleston and Atwell turn these ingredients into a full-on banquet of both blissful comedy and ecstatic romance.”

Unicorn
Unicorn

London Theatre · Feb 14, 2025

91

“Three’s company in Mike Bartlett’s gloriously funny and deeply empathetic new comedy.”

Oliver!
Oliver!

London Theatre · Jan 13, 2025

99

“This is a simply glorious Oliver!, and a must for family audiences (even if you’ve got to pick a pocket or two).”

Dr Strangelove

“Happily, Armando Iannucci and Sean Foley’s explosively funny new stage adaptation also pulls off that near-impossible high-wire act.”

Juno and the Paycock

“This staging still makes O’Casey’s grimly resonant point about the futile horror of civil war and sectarian politics.”

White Rabbit Red Rabbit

“It’s a reminder of how exciting live theatre can be when we take the safety catch off, and that art can and should strike a powerful blow against tyranny.”

Mean Girls
Mean Girls

London Theatre · Jun 27, 2024

91

“Don your best pink shirt for this fun, life-affirming, super grool musical.”

Kathy and Stella Solve a Murder

“This 2022. Edinburgh Fringe hit looks right at home in the West End beside the likes of Operation Mincemeat, Two Strangers, and Standing at the Sky’s Edge.”

Spirited Away

“Caird, who co-adapted with his wife Maoko Imai, sticks faithfully to the film, but could probably diverge more – either to trim the three-hour runtime, or to introduce fresh theatrical elements. There are some of the latter here, including an ensemble fan dance and plaintive songs, backed by Joe His...”

London Tide
77

“This promising watery play at our great riverside theatre just needs more in its depths – and fewer songs.”

MJ The Musical

“Never mind ‘Don’t Stop ’Til You Get Enough’: Christopher Wheeldon’s turbo-charged company hardly pause for breath in this epic thriller of a tribute.”

Opening Night
73

“She really gives something of herself in an emotionally raw turn, and, using that gorgeous powerhouse voice, lends some welcome dramatic heft to Wainwright’s meandering songs.”

Nye
Nye

London Theatre · Mar 7, 2024

76

“Nye’s story deserves to echo through the ages.”

Just for One Day

“It’s also a blisteringly good time, thanks to one of the best back catalogues available to any jukebox musical.”

Plaza Suite
91

“The biggest takeaway is just what a brilliant stage performer Parker is, whether landing a wry zinger with expert precision or letting loose in some fantastic physical comedy.”

The Witches
97

“It’s the best Dahl adaptation since Matilda, and the best new musical I’ve seen this year, hands down.”

The Mongol Khan

“But despite that interesting backdrop, and a 70-strong cast, this epic production is, alas, epically boring.”

SIX the Musical

“Moss and Jamie Armitage’s infectiously fun production is packed with witty touches that make history, and theatre, easily accessible.”

Backstairs Billy

“This impeccably played comedy of manners nicely balances palace gossip with broader ideas about class, power, and way that tradition can both comfort and stifle.”

The Time Traveller's Wife

“The show does address a big issue from the novel: the imbalance in the main relationship, with an older Henry all but grooming Clare to fall in love with him.”

Lyonesse
Lyonesse

London Theatre · Oct 26, 2023

62

“But this current hybrid still feels like a story in search of its ideal form.”

Wicked
Wicked

The Telegraph · Oct 14, 2023

82

“It’s a wickedly entertaining show that balances proper spectacle with heartfelt drama.”

Pygmalion
Pygmalion

The Telegraph · Sep 20, 2023

60

“But this neither feels like a faithful rendering, nor a transformation with real contemporary heft.”

The Little Big Things

“There’s plenty to admire about this show, from its inclusive spirit to its harnessing of big emotions, but it lacks detail and nuance: those crucial little things.”

Private Lives
82

“Otherwise, Christopher Luscombe’s witty, handsome revival succeeds because it trusts the material, allowing the profundity to quietly transcend the flippancy.”

The Book of Mormon

“And yet, the sneaky truth is that this wild, thrilling, go-for-broke, genuinely hilarious musical comedy remains one of the funniest shows in the West End.”

Cabaret at the Kit Kat Club

“Regardless of whoever plays the Emcee and Sally – and next up is the pop duo of Scissor Sisters’ Jake Shears and Self Esteem – this production is, and will remain, an absolute knockout.”

Operation Mincemeat

“So too does this boundlessly inventive show constantly set its ambitions seemingly beyond its resources (including a cast of five summoning numerous characters) — and somehow not just meet but exceed them.”

My Son’s A Queer (But What Can You Do?)

“Luke Sheppard’s production, meanwhile, in which ordinary living-room furniture is magically transformed – like a chest of drawers becoming a cascading staircase, or spotlights hidden in a cupboard – captures the sheer elation of creativity.”

My Neighbour Totoro

“Tom Morton-Smith’s adaptation strikes a perfect balance of honouring Hayao Miyazaki’s creation and seeking a new theatrical language, brilliantly realised in Phelim McDermott’s exquisite production.”

Moulin Rouge! The Musical

“It’s kitsch, joyful hedonism writ large, bursting with sparklers, streamers and technicolour vitality – and powered by a cast who know only too well that you should perform every show as though it could be your last.”

Back to the Future

“And, in truth, it’s not exactly a musical in the traditional sense. After two viewings, I’d be hard pressed to reproduce much of the original score; the songs that stick are the pop hits used in the movie and triumphantly reprised here, ‘Johnny B Goode’ and ‘The Power of Love.’”

Hamilton
Hamilton

The Telegraph · Dec 23, 2017

96

“Miranda’s construction is just a marvel – one of the artistic wonders of the world.”